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If you are thinking of higher office someday…

With all the recent political career derailments, thought I would do a helpful post on suggestions for those planning on a career in public service above the local level. Including cabinet positions....

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Ducks in the Soup.

Oregon running back LaMichael James has been sentenced to 10 days in jail for a domestic violence charge. And quarterback Jeremiah Massoli has pled guilty to second-degree burglary. Plus several other...

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Wholier than Now Foods?

Went into Whole Foods today to pick up one thing, and ended up with several items. And of course hadn’t brought a reusable bag. with me. Felt as out of place as a Prius owner with a McCain-Palin...

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Fruity loops?

Gov. Ed Rendell has referred to some of the more extreme Republicans running for office this year as “Fruit Loops.” This prompted an immediate demand for an apology. From Kellogg’s. - A school named...

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By comparison..

Bill Clinton says a lot of the GOP candidates this year make George W. Bush look like a liberal. A liberal? Heck, a lot of them make W. look like an intellectual. - Christine O’Donnell, who won the...

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Threat levels

The U.S. Government will be getting rid of the color coded threat-level warnings. Apparently John Boehner felt that it was racial profiling to refer to threat level “Orange.”. - Jimmy Buffett has been...

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Streaking towards the weekend.

The Colorado Rockies are 10-2.  But maybe that record should have an asterisk. The last four wins were against the Mets. - Not to say the Red Sox have gotten off to a rough start. But local media voted...

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Now playing in New York –“Guys and guys” and “dolls and dolls.”

The New York GOP controlled Senate voted Friday night to legalize gay marriage, and Governor Cuomo signed the bill into law: So will Billy Crystal make a second movie  ”When Harry met Sal? - Dirk...

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Hitting the ceiling.

Congressional Black Caucus chair Emanuel Cleaver called the final debt ceiling deal a “sugar-coated Satan sandwich.” Really? Doesn’t that title already belong to the Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburger?...

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Scariest place in the world?

Just might be in a room standing between Rick Perry and Mitt Romney and the only blow dryer. - Tonight’s GOP debate will be held at the Reagan Library. Ironic, because for all his reputation, Reagan...

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Morning after:

May 5 was Cinco de Mayo. May 6 for many Americans was “I’m never drinking tequila again” day.   - Talk about the worst of times and the best of times: Baltimore DH Chris Davis went 0-8 at the plate...

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And the winner is?

You know you’re getting old when, it’s not that you don’t like the music on the Grammy awards, it’s that you have no idea who some of the acts are. - Singer Chris Brown says paparazzi caused him to...

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Wurst joke alert.

Our long Wisconsin nightmare is over. The Milwaukee Brewers’ running Italian sausage, “Guido”, had been missing,, until two mystery men dropped off the costume in a bar. Wonder if they decided any plan...

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Not enough millions to buy a clue?

Yikes, when asked if he would ask Tiger Woods to dinner during the U.S. Open. Sergio Garcia told a U.K paper:.”We’ll have him round every night. We will serve fried chicken.” It’s a tough job, but...

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Can you hear me now?

In a recent survey, only 9.1% of men said they have ever paid for or received payment for sex, down from 17% in the 1990s. Which means either men have found alternatives to prostitution, or they think...

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Do you feel a draft?

The NFL Draft coverage almost, repeat almost, made me feel sorry for Johnny Manziel.   And now the question of the night regarding Johnny Manziel. Is there anywhere to get into trouble in Cleveland? -...

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Shades of what?

Rand Paul, at the Urban League in Cincinnati, claimed solidarity with minorities because you can be unjustly accused “because of the color of your skin, or the shade of your ideology.” Can we title...

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Lost Angeles?

So much for the ‪#‎Lakers‬’  perfect season.   And Charles Barkley’s favorite restaurants are now going “Our long national nightmare is over.”   Even ‪#‎Cubs‬ fans feel sorry for ‪#‎Bears‬ fans...

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Scattered pictures.

As this Duggar family saga unfolds have to wonder…. if an African-American family, Christian or not, had tried to cash in on their fertility with a reality show, would they have been turned into Child...

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